lördag 7 november 2009

ghostland observatory

them swedes:
1. bring passport
2. get cell phones
3. write down home address before going in the crowd
4. don't loose visas before getting ticket
5. have a good plan for getting back stage

them others:
1. don't wear high heels for concerts
2. don't expect people to respect your personal bubble when in the front (I HATE YOU PEOPLE SO SO SO MUCH!!! DIE 4EVER!)
3. we do not sell cocain. do we look rich? if so, it is an illusion. we are poor!!!
4. save our address. we wont. so if you want us to leave, keep it so that we know where we're going.

chuck up the duce (that is slang. cool slang. it means peace out... domino, santana and mary taught us that. peace out!)

fredag 6 november 2009

gasy stomach

hello, today i've farted so much because i got so nervous.
we went to kurt cobain's death house.

it is true.

it was really gas creating.

/jenni

HI karin and jenni's mom. Do not cancel our cards, they are alive. and so are we..!

Jenni Sandström November 6 at 7:25pm

OH! You are the nicest person I've ever been in contact with!! We looked for it all day yesterday, and could just not figure out even were we had lost the purse.Thank you so so much..! I will call you as soon as someone american with a phone gets here.. But you're the greatest!!/Jenni

KARMA STRIKES BACK!

your ID and visa!!! ASAP
Between You and Sean Miller
Sean Miller November 6 at 1:31am Report

Hi I found this morning a purse in the University district with your and another women's ID and visa, broken camera, some receipts and makeup. If want returned give a shout out. 206-409-xxxx. cheers!! Sean

torsdag 5 november 2009

Väskjakt jakten på väskan




















VART ÄR VÄSKAN???






Karins uppdaterade sin facebookstatus during ett smärre panikartat tillstand

"HALLÅ! jag har ingen mobiltelefon och inget visakort för det har jag tappat och mitt körkort också och jag är i USA och man måste ringa ett jävla nummer. Kan någon, vem som helst ringa och spärra det? och spärra Jennis kort också.. Det här är ett rop på hjälp"

Jenni och karin är alltså utan körkort nu. och pengar.
Men jag har löst det hela nu halå. JAG kör ju!!! YES.
Tagit körkortet och allt. NOT. men spelarollbollnoll

NÄ. Allt löser sig. För vi har Madison, hon kan allt. pennvässaren nar pennan går av, mjölken till chokladen, pricken över alla bokstäver med prickar över.
Och hon pratar svenska snart, jaforfan


ps. Hittelön till hittarn
ds.

Green fatman




Alex, this is for you fröken Greengiantcornlover

Han ar spe och hon har kraftig benstommme

Jenni uteslot tydligen att hon ar lika javla mycket ryss, everysingletime. jupsyliar is what she is people
Ikvall blev henna en runda som heter duga. Earl's friend skulle gora sin sista kvall pa sin bar, och vi akte dit. Tacoman at pizza, och resten drack sprit. when place closed dansade vi rumpan av poronovan the man.
Tomorrow kommer le tribute till mannen i huset vars vardagsrumsgolv vi sover pa. Han kan allt
Heraa! / josn. no russia
idag fes karin på världens första starbucks
och jossan blev kallad rysk för fjärde gången under den här resan..

hehehe

onsdag 4 november 2009

clean on the inside






Touching the $16000 wine


Fancy vs. Truckers

At the finest restaurant in Seattle and top 20 finest restaurant in United States.

Untitled from jenni sandström on Vimeo.


Dressed up as truckers at Halloween.

Untitled from jenni sandström on Vimeo.

I'm thinking of you




what we're listening to right now


..and our own version.

tisdag 3 november 2009

mc fancy

Igår var vi och kollade in där Earl jobbar. Vi fick en rundtur av en super high tech kille som kan allt om vin och om restaurangen.
Egentligen skulle vi bara hämta upp Earl, men vi blev inbjudna av ägaren som var ung och rik och snygg.
Egentligen får man inte parkera själv på restaurange, det gör speciella parkers. Men jag tror inte de ville att våran gypsy van skulle sprida any gypsy diseases så vi fick parkera gämd i mörkret vid en buske. Efter oss i kön stod två Bentley's. Vi kände att vi passade in, not.
Alla bytte om i panik i bilen innan vi gick in, ville inte sprida gypsy diseases där inne.

Vi fick en rundtur som sagt, fick pilla på vin som kostar 160 000 kr flaskan och sådant därnt vardagligt.
Vissa stod och strök dukarna på bordet, andra gick omkring som vandrande diamantgruvor, och vi kände åter igen att vi fitted right in. Not.

Earl berättade senare på kvällen, utan vidare entusiasm, att Bill Gates äter där every once in a while. Senast förra veckan. Och någon snubbe i Ghost Busters. Och sångaren i Green Day.

Och ikväll är det våran tur.

Nu ska jag duscha för jag har en pinched nerv i ryggen.

Shit the same, fick just veta att kön är en mil lång och alla tjejer vill ta tjejduschar och ta tjejtjugominuter minst.

hejdå
/Jennio

earls fancy job from jenni sandström on Vimeo.

merker


bunnyrun

our gypsy tour so far


Seattle



We drove about 2500 miles nonstop from Minnesota to Seattle, were we are right now. Here's Maddie driving by Mount Rushmore where the heads of the Presidents are resting. We wondered what they were doing out in the woods..

Maddie happy enjoys that we slept in the van next to a gas station which we needed to do because of the terrible snowstorm that had created all the black ice on the roads. Early in the morning she woke up realizing that there was three random people standing and looking in through the window of the van. Later they told us that they were worried because they thought there was a dead guy in the van next the their gas station. Then we all woke up and said hello to the group of people that had now was gathered around us.

In New Castle WY, we looked a little bit to the right and saw a filthy store with all the good nice filthy clothes inside. Plus I saw a violin and some feathers that i bought. The other girls bought harmonicas and considered buying a stick with some fur. This guy, the owner of the store, was very helpful and nice and he told us the history about some of his items. We left happy with great success trying to play along with one of bob dylans masterpiece until we all had great headache.

Finally we arrived in Seattle. We drove around like crazy gypsy people trying to find a place with showers to wash away all the dirty dirty stink we'd collected along the road. For instance Jenni steped in dog poo once and we needed to wrap her in with a little bit of a newspaper so she would'nt smell that much. After some exciting soft rights and hard lefts we found LA fitness and all the ultilities they could offer. Happy times!

When finally clean we dressed up as truckers cause it happend to be Halloween. In this very moment we realized that we'd been driving in US and A in three weeks time without any license plates so we made sure that they became attached to the Van. And as a little suprise we also put on two american flags in the front. We were now ready for the evening..

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